Kirk’s Birthday Blog

Kirk is officially fat, stupid, lazy, and as of today, old. Happy Birthday, buddy. I am sending up an ice cream cake and a fruit basket for you to enjoy. Have a beer, you deserve it. I bought your exercise video. I hope you don’t mind me putting it on my blog.

Once again, HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!

KIRK’S-DANCE THE FAT AWAY

Stupid is as Greg does...

Sometimes people do stupid things. We all do. Other times people do stupid things when they are trying to look cool. We all know people who are famously stupid and most often are craving for attention. Usually said stupid thing is preceded by the phrase, “Watch this” (i.e. Greg). At this point, you know that you should intervene and save Mr. Stupid from the impending humiliation. However, everyone loves to watch a train wreck. So you quietly take out your cell phone and punch in 9-1-1 and wait with your thumb poised above the send button.

I wish to raise my glass and toast all those who make us laugh.

Without further ado…Watch this!

Hi Kirk

The trouble with syndromes. Holy crap, this is awesome!

Retarded Policeman

This is one of the funniest guys on the planet.

Shedding the weight 7/28/08

The latest update on the diet is as follows:

Carlo - 9 lbs
Chad - 7 lbs
Dave - 6 lbs
Kirk -5 lbs
Eric +5 lbs

That is a total los of 27 lbs. Great job guys! We will be looking good in Mexico.

You Tube…What a waste of time.

You Tube has got to be one of Al Gore’s greatest inventions. It is a wonder anyone gets anything done. I can sit and watch clip after clip of all the stupid, the funny, the good, the bad, the ugly, and the just plain asinine, not to mention good music.

Here are some of my favorites;

James at War

This guy makes Weird Al look like an amateur. Two of his greatest accomplishments are spoofs on Nickelback and Acon.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=7uSlqI1AVUk&feature=user

http://youtube.com/watch?v=ZOkF0McZKIw&feature=user


Willie James Huff
AKA Rack em Willie
AKA Funky Chicken
AKA Allah Ragbah

He is the poster child for the war on drugs, birth control, and abortion all wrapped up in one. I would like to tell you about him, but you have to see him for yourself.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3GkC0IHCtdc

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ltJLtbPDaTU&feature=related

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pEBYCeRevv4&feature=related

I heard that Rack em Willie is sick and has a short time left on this earth. Thanks for the laughs.


The Retarded Policeman
AKA Ponceman

Before you all get up in arms, he has Downs Syndrome and writes and acts on his own.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=y4wUwk7-7Vc

http://youtube.com/watch?v=yioJQFrqMXM&feature=related

http://youtube.com/watch?v=Kkc2KinHWiM&feature=related

http://www.ponceman.com/Ponceman/Videos.html


Family Guy
AKA Family Guy

Face it, it is a really funny Freakin show.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=EuAVgWJ28Hw

http://youtube.com/watch?v=jNdgLIDTEv4&feature=related

http://youtube.com/watch?v=_2oD8jJEDhA&feature=related

http://youtube.com/watch?v=D3mq_Fp9RBo&feature=related


Sketch Pad 2

If you don’t find this stuff funny you may be dead.

http://youtube.com/watch?v=sKYbUrIo1cI

http://youtube.com/watch?v=DFcIH2tK2iM&feature=related

http://youtube.com/watch?v=rO4tjhG055Y&feature=related

http://youtube.com/watch?v=u2TcXHx2uUs

http://youtube.com/watch?v=V2KxgdI0ROg


Did I mention stupid and asinine?

http://youtube.com/watch?v=F9bV_v9b8go

http://youtube.com/watch?v=0dd7q2dT-ls

http://youtube.com/watch?v=gqSOvUH_njE&feature=related


Sweet Obscure Music

http://youtube.com/watch?v=KulZ18_zcu0

http://youtube.com/watch?v=f02EwrE8p5w

http://youtube.com/watch?v=gMl7a1TiRHc

http://youtube.com/watch?v=x7IryEZm5uM

http://youtube.com/watch?v=R2Chdw_kAdI

http://youtube.com/watch?v=JdxkVQy7QLM


I hope you enjoy these as much as I do.

Did you ever wonder why the Bible tells us what God did on the first 7 days and then stops? That is because as He was resting on the seventh day he came across You Tube. He’s been at it ever since.

I am a fatty...

A lot of people could stand to lose 20 pounds. I am seven or eight of those people. Recently, one of my friends proposed that we get some of our friends and see who can lose the highest % based on body weight over three months. Since only me and two others replied, the competition began on July15.

The players are;

Carlo
Chad
Dave
Kirk

I am going to try to update our progress as I get others info. The first week is always the worst, but it helps to have others going through the same thing and cheering each other on. The amount of the bet doesn’t matter. What matters is the motivation it gives us. Having the most to lose, I can’t find any real world scenario that would make me the winner come Oct. 11th, but competing will help me stay on track.

As of 7-21-08

Carlo -7 lbs
Chad -4 lbs
Dave -3 lbs
Kirk -0 lbs

I am also going to post the time I spend doing cardio.

Monday through Friday I walk up and down the parking garage at work during lunch. The distance is between 1 and 1 ½ mile.

July 15, 2008 60 min.
July 16, 2008 60 min
July 17, 2008 45 min
July 18, 2008 60 min
July 19, 2008 0 min. I am a fat, lazy slacker
July 20, 2008 120 min

Good Luck fellas,
___________________________

June 21, 2008

20 minute walk up & down/ parking garage
100 minutes elliptical
15 minute walk around the track

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hlqg3HL0_7A
___________________________

First of all...

I decided to set some rules for the blog. I want to keep it friendly. No discussions about politics or religion. No discussions about All Around Athletes named Greg. And please don’t anyone tell Rob that his kid can read.

With that said, how about that piece of crap Jesse Jackson? Jackson said, "See, Barack been talking down to black people . . . I wanna cut his nuts out.” Nice manners Rev.!! Hooked on Ebonics…worked for me! Here’s a tip, moron. Don’t stupid when you are wearing a mic. For that matter, don’t stupid if you are anywhere near a mic.

Don’t worry though; this will not tarnish his image. He said “sorry”. Actually, he said, "For any harm or hurt that this hot-mike conversation may have caused, I apologize.” For any harm or hurt… WTF? Followed up with, "My support for Senator Obama's campaign is wide, deep and unequivocal," and "I cherish this redemptive and historical moment." Again, WTF?

Which redemptive moment do you cherish? The moment that you (once again) made an ass out of yourself on national TV? You are a joke. The Rainbow Coalition is a joke. As Kermit the frog once sang:

“Someday we’ll destroy it,
The Rainbow Coalition,
Bunch of whiners,
and screamers,
F*#K Me!”

If those were not the words to the song I want everyone to know that for any harm or hurt that this lyrical conversation may have caused, I apologize. My support for the Rainbow Coalition is wide, deep and unequivocal. I cherish this redemptive and historical moment.

Whatever!

You see that is the problem with society today. Apparently, if you are a liberal, you can say or do anything you want to. If by some miracle you are called out by the press, all you have to do is say, “Sorry.” Like magic, all is forgotten. If you add in a few choice words like redemptive and unequivocal, it will appear that you really mean it. And just like that you can be back to extorting money (not that this is what Jackson does) from corporate America by the weekend.

Don't try this if you are a conservative. If you do they let Jesse cut your nuts out.